How Long Before We Hear of Paris's 'Jailhouse Horror'?

I see from Tuesday’s newspaper front pages here in Britain that Paris Hilton’s preparing to spend her first night in prison. No doubt much to the fury of women across the globe (bitter, me?!), she still looks glamorous even in her prison mug shot. Grrrrrrrr........

Seriously, though, I wonder how long it’ll be before it’s the general public who’ll be the mugs? I mean, let’s face it – isn’t this the best thing that could’ve happened to her, for just think how much publicity (and even more money) she’ll get from telling her story of her 24 days behind bars....."my jail house horror" etc etc.